Doorways in the Sand Page 13

Mary is a small, somewhat flighty girl, blond and a trifle too sharp-featured for my tastes. I had feared she would be somewhat hysterical by then. But, outside of the expected signs of stress and fatigue, she seemed possessed of a stability that exceeded my expectations. Hal might have done better than I had thought. I was glad.

  Hal returned from her side, moved toward the table. I glanced back when I heard the door shut, its latch clicking into place. Jamie leaned there, his back against the frame, watching us. He had opened his jacket, and I saw that there was a gun tucked in behind his belt.

  “Let’s have it,” Zeemeister said.

  Hal unwrapped it again and passed it to him.

  Zeemeister pushed aside his gun and coffee cup. He placed the stone before him and stared at it. He turned it several times. The cat rose, stretched, jumped down from the table.

  He leaned back in his chair then, still looking at the stone.

  “You boys must have gone to a lot of trouble—” he began.

  “As a matter of fact,” Hal stated, “we—”

  Zeemeister slammed the table with the palm of his hand. The crockery danced.

  “It’s a fake!” he said.

  “It’s the same one we’ve always had,” I offered, but Hal had turned bright red. He is a lousy poker player, too.

  “I don’t see how you can say that!” Hal shouted. “I’ve brought you the damned thing! It’s real! Let her go now!”

  Jamie moved away from the door, coming up beside Hal. At that moment, Zeemeister turned his head and raised his eyes. He shook his head slightly, just once, and Jamie halted.

  “I am not a fool,” he said, “to be taken in by a copy. I know what it is that I want and I am capable of recognizing it. This—” he made a flipping motion with his right hand—“is not it. You know that as well as I do. It was a good try, because it is a good copy. But you have played your last trick. Where is the real one?”

  “If that is not it,” Hal said, “then I do not know.”

  “What about you, Fred?”

  “That is the one we have had all along,” I said. “If it is a fake, then we never had the real one.”

  “All right.”

  He heaved himself to his feet.

  “Get on over into the living room,” he said, picking up his gun.

  At this, Jamie drew his own and we moved to obey.

  “I do not know how much you think you can get for it,” Zeemeister said, “or how much you may have been offered. Or, for that matter, whether you have already sold it. Whatever the case, you are going to tell me where the stone is now and who else is involved. Above all, I want you to bear in mind that it is worth nothing to you if you are dead. Right now, it looks like that is what is going to happen.”

  “You are making a mistake,” Hal said.

  “No. You have made it, and now the innocent must suffer.”

  “What do you mean by that?” Hal asked.

  “It should be obvious,” he replied. Then: “Stand there,” he directed, “and don’t move. Jamie, shoot them if they do.”

  We halted where he had indicated, across the room from Mary. He continued, moving to stand at her right side. Jamie crossed over to her left and waited there, covering us.

  “How about you, Fred?” Zeemeister asked. “Do you recall anything now that you didn’t in Australia? Perhaps remember something you haven’t even bothered mentioning to poor Hal here—something that could save his wife from . . . Well . . .”

  He removed a pair of pliers from his pocket and placed them on the table beside her coffee cup. Hal turned and looked at me. They all waited for me to say something, do something. I glanced out the side window and wondered about doorways in the sand.

  The apparition entered silently from the room behind them. It must have been Hal’s face that gave them the first sign, because I know I kept mine under control. It did not really matter, though, because it spoke even as Zeemeister’s head was turning.

  “No!” it said, and “Freeze! Drop it, Jamie! One bloody move for your gun, Morton, and you’ll look like a statue by that Henry Moore chap! Just stay still!”

  It was Paul Byler in a dark coat, his face thinner and sporting a few new creases. His hand was steady, though, and it was a .45 that he was pointing. Zeemeister assumed an eloquent immobility. Jamie looked undecided, glanced at Zeemeister for some sign.

  I almost sighed, feeling something tending in the direction of relief. In fair puzzles there should always be a way out. This looked like it for this game, if only—

  Catastrophe!

  A mass of lines, nets, buoys and disassembled fishing poles made a scratching, sliding noise overhead, then descended on Paul. His head jerked upward, his arm swayed—and in that moment Jamie decided against discarding his gun. He swung it toward Paul.

  Reflexes I usually forget about when I am on the ground made a decision for which I take neither credit nor blame. Had the matter gotten beyond my spinal nerves, though, I do not believe I would have jumped a man with a gun.

  But then everything was going to turn out all right, wasn’t it? It always does in the various mass-entertainment media.

  I sprang toward Jamie, my arms outstretched.

  His hand slowed in an instant’s indecision, then swung the gun back toward me and fired it, point-blank.

  My chest exploded and the world went away.

  So much for mass entertainment.

  IT IS GOOD TO PAUSE PERIODICALLY and reflect on the benefits to be derived from the modern system of higher education.

  I guess it can all be laid at the feet of my patron saint, President Eliot of Harvard. It was he who, back in the 1870s, felt that it would be nice to loosen the academic strait jacket a bit. He did this, and he also forgot to lock the door when he left the room. For nearly thirteen years I had granted him my gratitude once every month in that emotion-charged moment when I opened the envelope containing my allowance check. He it was who introduced the elective system, a modest tonic at the time, to a rigid course of forbidding curricula. And, as is sometimes the case with tonics, the results were contagious. And mutable. Their current incarnation, for example, permitted me to rest full-burnished, not grow dull in use, while following the winking star of knowledge. In other words, if it were not for him I might never have had time and opportunity to explore such things as the delightful and instructive habits of Ophrys speculum and Cryptostylis leptochila, whom I encountered in a botany seminar I would otherwise have been denied. Look at it that way. I owed the man my life-style and many of the agreeable things that filled it. And I am not ungrateful. As with any form of indebtedness impossible to repay, I acknowledge it freely.

  And who is Ophrys? What is she? That all our swains commend her? And Cryptostylis? I am glad that you asked. In Algeria there lives a wasplike insect known as Scolia ciliata. He sleeps for a time in his burrow in a sandbank, awakens and emerges around March. The female of the species, following a fashion not peculiar to the hymenoptera, remains abed for another month. Her mate understandably grows restless, begins to cast his myopic gaze about the countryside. And lo! What should be blooming at that time in that very vicinity but the dainty orchid Ophrys speculum, with flowers that amazingly resemble the body of the female of the insect’s species. The rest is quite predictable. And this is the fashion in which the orchid achieves its pollination, as he goes from flower to flower, paying his respects. Pseudocopulation is what Oakes Ames called it, the symbiotic association of two different reproductive systems. And the orchid Cryptostylis leptochila seduces the male ichneumonid wasp, Lissopimpla semipunctata, in the same fashion, for the same purpose, with the added finesse of producing an odor like that of the female wasp. Insidious. Delightful. Morals galore, in a strict philosophical sense. This is what education is all about. Were it not for my dear, stiff Uncle Albert and President Eliot, I might have been denied such experiences and the light they constantly shed on my own condition.

  For example, as I lay there, still uncertain as to wher
e there was, a couple of the lessons of the orchid drifted through my mind, along with unclassified sounds and unsorted shapes and colors. I quickly achieved such conclusions as, things are not always what they seem, and sometimes it doesn’t matter; and one can get screwed in the damnedest ways, often involving the spinal nerves.

  I was testing my environment in a tentative fashion by then.

  “Ooow! Ooww!” and “Owww!” I said—for how long I am uncertain—when the environment finally responded by sticking a thermometer in my mouth and taking my pulse.

  “You awake, Mister Cassidy?” a feminine-to-neuter voice inquired.

  “Glab,” I replied, bringing the nurse’s face into focus and letting it go back out of focus again after I had gotten a good look.

  “You are a very lucky man, Mister Cassidy,” she said, withdrawing the thermometer. “I am going to get hold of the doctor now. He is quite anxious to talk with you. Lie still. Don’t exert yourself.”

  In that I felt no particular urge to roll over and do pushups, it was not difficult to comply with this last. I did do the focus-trick again, though, and this time everything stayed put. Everything consisted of what appeared to be a private hospital room, with me on the bed by the wall by the window. I lay flat on my back and quickly discovered the extent to which my chest was swathed with gauze and tape. I winced at the thought of the dressings’ eventual removal. The unmaimed do not have a monopoly on anticipation.

  Moments later, it seemed, a husky young man in the usual white, stethoscope spilling out of his pocket, pushed a smile into the room and brought it near. He transferred a clipboard from one hand to the other and reached toward my own. I thought he was going to take my pulse, but instead he clasped my hand and shook it.

  “Mister Cassidy, I’m Doctor Drade,” he said. “We met earlier, but you don’t remember it. I operated on you. Glad to see that your handshake is that strong. You are a very lucky man.”

  I coughed and it hurt.

  “That’s good to know,” I said.

  He raised the clipboard.

  “Since your hand is in such good shape,” he said, “may I have your signature on some release forms I have here?”

  “Just a minute,” I said. “I don’t even know what’s been done to me. I am not about to okay it at this point.”

  “Oh, it is not that sort of release,” he said. “They’ll get that when you are checking out. This just gives me permission to use your medical record and some photos I was fortunate enough to obtain during surgery as part of an article I want to write.”

  “What sort of article?” I asked.

  “One involving the reason I said you are a very lucky man. You were shot in the chest, you know.”

  “I had sort of figured that out myself.”

  “Anyone else would probably be dead as a result. But not good old Fred Cassidy. Do you know why not?”

  “Tell me.”

  “Your heart is in the wrong place.”

  “Oh.”

  “Have you actually gotten this far along in life without becoming aware of the peculiar anatomy of your circulatory system?”

  “Not exactly,” I said. “But then, I’ve never been shot in the chest before either.”

  “Well, your heart is a mirror image of an average, garden-variety heart. The vena cavae feed from the left and the pulmonary artery receives the blood from your left ventricle. Your pulmonary veins take the fresh blood to the right auricle, and the right ventricle pumps it through an aortic arch that swings over to the right. The right chambers of your heart consequently have the thick-walled development other people have on the left side. Now, anyone else shot in the same place you were would probably have been hit in the left ventricle, or possibly the aorta. In your case, though, the bullet went harmlessly past the inferior vena cava.”

  I coughed again.

  “Well, relatively harmlessly,” he amended. “There is still a hole, of course. I’ve patched it neatly, though. You should be back on your feet in no time.”

  “Great.”

  “Now, about the releases . . .”

  “Yeah. Okay. Anything for science and progress and all that.”

  While I was signing the papers and wondering about the angle of the bullet, I asked him, “What were the circumstances involved in my being brought here?”

  “You were brought to the emergency room by the police,” he said. “They did not inform us as to the nature of the, uh, situation that led to the shootings.”

  “Shootings? How many of us were there?”

  “Well, seven altogether. I am not really supposed to discuss other cases, you know.”

  I paused in mid-signature.

  “Hal Sidmore is my best friend,” I said, raising the pen and glancing significantly at the forms, “and his wife’s name is Mary.”

  “They were not seriously injured,” he said quickly. “Mister Sidmore has a broken arm and his wife has a few scratches. That is the extent of it. In fact, he has been waiting to see you.”

  “I want to see him,” I said. “I feel up to it.”

  “I’ll send him in shortly.”

  “Very good.”

  I finished signing and returned his pen and papers.

  “Could I be raised a bit?” I asked.

  “I don’t see why not.”

  He adjusted the bed.

  “And if I could trouble you for a glass of water . . .”

  He poured me one, waited while I drank most of it.

  “Okay,” he said, “I’ll be in to see you later. Would you mind if I brought some interns along to listen to your heart?”

  “Not if you promise to send me a copy of your article.”

  “All right,” he said, “I will. Don’t do anything strenuous.”

  “I’ll keep that in mind.”

  He folded his smile and went away and I lay there grimacing at the sign.

  It wasn’t too much later, I guess, that Hal wandered in. Another layer of dopiness and confusion had peeled away by then. He was dressed in his street clothes, and his right arm—wait a minute, pardon me—left arm was in a sling. He also had a small bruise on his forehead.

  I grinned, to show him that life was beautiful, and since I already knew the answer was all right, I asked, “How’s Mary?”

  “Great,” he said. “Real good. Shook up and scratched, but nothing serious. How about yourself?”

  “Feels like a jackass kicked me in the chest,” I said. “But the doctor tells me it could have been worse.”

  “Yes, he said you were very lucky. He’s in love with your heart, by the way. If it were mine, I’d be a little uncomfortable—all helpless like that, with him writing the prescriptions . . .”

  “Thanks. I’m sure glad you came by to cheer me up. Are you going to tell me what happened, or do I have to buy a paper?”

  “I didn’t realize you were in a hurry,” he said. “I’ll be brief, then. We were all shot.”

  “I see. Now be less brief.”

  “All right. You jumped at the man with the gun—”

  “Jamie. Yes. Go on.”

  “He shot you. You fell. Put a check mark next to your name. Then he shot Paul.”

  “Check.”

  “But, while Jamie was turned toward you, Paul had gotten partly clear of the junk that had fallen on him. He fired at Jamie at about the same time Jamie fired at him. He hit Jamie.”

  “So they shot each other. Check.”

  “I went for the other guy just a little after you lunged at Jamie.”

  “Zeemeister. Yes.”

  “He had his gun by then and got off several shots. The first one missed me. Then we wrestled around. He’s damn strong, by the way.”

  “I know that. Who do I check next?”

  “I am not certain. Mary had her scalp grazed by a shot or a ricochet, and his second or third shot—I’m not sure which—got me in the arm.”

  “Two checks, either way. Who shot Zeemeister?”

  “A cop. The
y came busting in about then.”

  “Why were they there? How did they know what was going on?”

  “I overheard them talking afterwards. They had been following Paul—”

  “—who had been following us, perhaps?”

  “It seems so.”

  “But I thought he was dead. It made the news.”

  “That makes two of us. I still don’t know the story. His room is guarded and no one is talking.”

  “He is still alive then?”

  “Last I heard. But that was all I could learn about him. It seems we all made it.”

  “Too bad—twice anyway. Wait a minute. Doctor Drade said there were seven shootings.”

  “Yes. It was sort of embarrassing to them: One of the police shot himself in the foot.”

  “Oh. That’s all the checks, then. What else?”

  “What else what?”

  “Did you learn anything from all this? Like, about the stone?”

  “Nope. Nothing. You know everything I do.”

  “Unfortunate.”

  I began to yawn uncontrollably. About then the nurse looked in.

  “I’m going to have to ask you to leave,” she said. “We can’t tire him.”

  “Yes, all right,” he told her. “I’m going home now, Fred. I’ll come back as soon as they say I can see you again. Can I bring you anything?”

  “Is there any oxygen equipment in here?”

  “No. It’s out in the hall.”

  “Cigarettes, then. And tell them to take that damned sign down. Never mind. I will. Excuse me. I can’t stop. Give Mary my sympathy and such. Hope she doesn’t have a headache. Did I ever tell you about the flowers that lay wasps?”

  “No.”

  “I’m afraid you will have to go now,” the nurse said.

  “All right.”

  “Tell that lady she’s no orchid,” I said, “even if she does make me feel waspish,” and I slipped back down to the still soft center of things where life was simpler by far, and the bed got lowered there.

  Drowse. Drowse, drowse.

  Glimmer?

  Glimmer. Also glitter and shine.

  I heard the noises of arrival in my room and opened my eyelids just enough to show me it was still daytime.